// clock (amended for Y2K)
var theDate = new Date();
theDay = theDate.getDay();
theNum = theDate.getDate();
theMonth = theDate.getMonth();
theYear = theDate.getYear()
if (theYear < 1000) {
theYear = theYear + 1900
}
var Days = new Array();
Days[0] = 'Sunday';
Days[1] = 'Monday';
Days[2] = 'Tuesday';
Days[3] = 'Wednesday';
Days[4] = 'Thursday';
Days[5] = 'Friday';
Days[6] = 'Saturday';
var Months = new Array();
Months[0] = 'January';
Months[1] = 'February';
Months[2] = 'March';
Months[3] = 'April';
Months[4] = 'May';
Months[5] = 'June';
Months[6] = 'July';
Months[7] = 'August';
Months[8] = 'September';
Months[9] = 'October';
Months[10] = 'November';
Months[11] = 'December';
if (theYear < '83') var preYear = '20';
else var preYear = '19';
if (theNum == '1' || theNum == '21' || theNum == '31') var aftDate = 'st'
else if (theNum == '2' || theNum == '22') var aftDate = 'nd'
else if (theNum == '3' || theNum == '23') var aftDate = 'rd'
else var aftDate = 'th'